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The NSFW part of being at work

Sometimes guests do and say things that are not appropriate in the work place. The problem is that it isn’t their workplace it is just mine. Here are a couple from the last few weeks.

There was the guest that called down to the front desk saying that they were being harassed by someone from outside the hotel. Apparently, they had gotten their cellphone number and was calling them and accusing them of being a prostitute.

Me: Well, I am sorry about that sir. I am not quite sure how we can stop those calls since they are calling your own cell phone. We can list you as a non-registered hotel guest so no one can call your room or know what room you are in.

Guest: Oh, that won’t work because I have a bunch of people coming up to the room. See I just don’t want to be bothered by that guy. I’m not prostituting, I am just having sex with a bunch of guys because I put an ad on Craigslist… but I am not charging them so it is completely legal.

Me: So he got your number from Craigslist and is calling you because you put an ad for sex in there?

Guest: Yeah, I just don’t want to have sex with him. He seemed creepy to me.

Me: Well, I am sorry about that sir. I hope you have better luck the rest of the night.


 

Drunk guest calling from room. He or she… at this point of intoxication and intelligible speaking, it is hard to tell.

Guest: yeah, I wanna know why you make your movie channels so complicated. I just lost $1000 in your casino and I just want to watch a movie and there are problems.

Me: How can I help you with the movie system?

Guest: Well I ordered a movie and what popped up is Double D Dykes.

Me: Oh my, I apologize for that. How embarrassing.

Guest: I just don’t want to be charged for that.

Me: Oh, we will not charge you for that. I will have that looked into.

Guest: Well, thank you for that. I just wanted to order Screw My Wife 10.

Me: …  um, ok. Well, I apologize for that error.

Guest: Well as long as I don’t get charged. Hey, do you know which is better, Screw My Wife or Babysitter Threeway?

Me: No, I haven’t had the pleasure of seeing either of those. I wish you the best of luck.

Guest: I just don’t want a bad movie after losing all that money.

Me: Well, all I can say is that both probably have nudity and sex.

Guest: Ok, that should be good.


 

Yep, this is my life. It’s a good life.

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